Describe yourself (age, height, sex, etc.): White female teacher with a big ass
Your Insult:
You barren barnacle-brained baboon with a big ass, you're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine and as insightful as a blindfolded bat in a cave! Your pedantic prattling could put a hyperactive sloth to sleep faster than a lullaby sung by a tone-deaf toad. Go back to your ivory tower and contemplate your own inflated sense of self-importance, you overinflated hot air balloon of banality!