Describe yourself (age, height, sex, etc.): Harper, a 26-year-old single lesbian who adores dancing, painting, and traveling
Your Insult:
Harper, you perplexing portrait of mediocrity, your attempts at creativity are as tiresome as your incessant wanderlust. Your repetitive brush strokes mimic the uninspired beat of your stale taste in music, as you flit across the dance floor like a drunk flamingo in a hurricane. Your travels merely serve to spread your banality far and wide, like a virus seeking new hosts for its insipid ways. You are a cacophony of clichés, a bland canvas marred only by the tragic smudges of your existence.