Describe yourself (age, height, sex, etc.): Ruby, a 29-year-old single straight woman who adores yoga, traveling, and art
Your Insult:
"You shallow lotus flower of self-absorption, your ego is more inflated than your yoga ball. Your wanderlust is merely a desperate attempt to escape the emptiness within, much like your abstract art trying to fill the void of your vacuous existence. Your quest for self-discovery is as fruitless as your search for a meaningful relationship. In the gallery of life, you are but a poorly executed imitation of depth, a pretentious masterpiece of shallowness."