Describe yourself (age, height, sex, etc.): Quentin, a 38-year-old divorced straight man who’s all about cooking, hiking, and theater
Your Insult:
Quentin, you overseasoned, underwhelming drama queen! Your culinary skills are as bland as your personality, your hiking ability is as weak as your commitment to marriage, and your thespian ambitions only serve to mask the sheer mediocrity that oozes from every pore of your existence. You're a walking recipe for disaster with the charisma of a wilted herb.