Describe yourself (age, height, sex, etc.): White female teacher with a big ass
Your Insult:
You pompous, overinflated ego on two legs, you call yourself a teacher but all you're really teaching is how to cram an oversized rear end into a chair. Your brain is as narrow as your vision, and your big ass is just a reflection of your equally massive ignorance. Good luck trying to find a lesson plan that covers humility and common sense, because clearly you missed the memo.