Describe yourself (Age, Height, Job, Sex, etc. The More Info The Better): Hi I am Leslie I am female and work in a pub in nottingham
Your Insult:
"Leslie, you're the embodiment of disappointment, a cocktail of incompetence and arrogance garnished with a twist of mediocrity. Working in a pub in Nottingham suits you perfectly, as you bring no flavor, no class, and no charm to anything you touch. Your mere presence is like a flat pint on a rainy day — utterly forgettable and thoroughly depressing."