Describe yourself (age, height, sex, etc.): Jasmine, a 30-year-old single gay woman who’s passionate about cooking, reading, and traveling
Your Insult:
"You culinary catastrophe, reading reject, and traveling tragedy! Your taste in life is as bland as your underseasoned dishes, your intellect as shallow as a dried-up cookbook, and your wanderlust as limited as a kitchen without spices. You're a flavorless blend of mediocrity, a literary disaster waiting to happen, and a world traveler who never strays from the safety of your own microwave. Your existence is as insipid as a poorly written recipe, as dull as a worn-out novel, and as predictable as a tourist trap. In the grand buffet of life, you are the tasteless appetizer, the forgotten page, and the uninspired itinerary. Stay in your culinary comfort zone, bury your nose in your books, and keep collecting dust on your passport, for the world has no appetite for someone as vapid and unseasoned as you."