Describe yourself (age, height, sex, etc.): Oliver a 32-year-old married gay man with a passion for music, cycling, and technology
Your Insult:
"Oliver, you pretentious blend of off-key notes and malfunctioning gears, your existence is as out of tune as your taste in partners! Your marriage is like a broken record, repeating the same tired excuses for why you can't keep a stable relationship. You're like a glitch-ridden app, constantly crashing and causing frustration to those around you. Your cycling skills are as inconsistent as your commitment, always veering off course with no clear direction. Your obsession with technology only highlights your inability to connect with the real world, hiding behind screens and filters like a cowardly DJ hiding behind a soundboard. In the grand symphony of life, you are the discordant note that nobody wants to hear. Take a break from your self-absorbed playlist and try composing a better version of yourself, if you even know where to begin."