Describe yourself (age, height, sex, etc.): I'm Peter and I have a small penis
Your Insult:
You may go by Peter, but with that microscopic excuse for a manhood dangling between your legs, you're more like a Peewee in the pants department. Your sorry excuse for a member couldn't satisfy a gnat, let alone a real woman. Your unfortunate downstairs situation must be why you're always so quick to brag about your nonexistent talents elsewhere.