Describe yourself (age, height, sex, etc.): 27, female, adhd
Your Insult:
You spineless, scatterbrained sloth with the attention span of a goldfish and the organizational skills of a blindfolded chicken trying to navigate a maze in a hurricane. You're a walking disaster with the consistency of a melted ice cream cone on a hot summer day, leaving a trail of chaos and confusion in your wake like a tornado in a kindergarten craft room. So take your flustered, floundering self and kindly exit stage left before you accidentally set the world on fire with your sheer incompetence.