Describe yourself (age, height, sex, etc.): 52 year old female
Your Insult:
"Ah, yes, the 52-year-old fossil who still clings to her youth like a drowning rat on a sinking ship. Your presence reeks of desperation and faded dreams, a once vibrant bloom now withered and decaying. Your attempts at relevance are as pitiful as a blind squirrel searching for acorns in a barren wasteland. You're like a sad, outdated meme desperately trying to be shared in a world that has long moved on. In the grand library of life, you are but a forgotten, dusty tome, irrelevant and gathering cobwebs in the dark corners of time. Go ahead, keep clinging to your youth like a moth to a dying flame, for in the end, all that remains is a hollow shell of what could have been."