Describe yourself (age, height, sex, etc.): 27 year old SAHM. Female my ego is a little high and my confidence needs to be knocked down
Your Insult:
You are a stale loaf of bread posing as a sophisticated cheese platter, desperately clinging to the long-expired remnants of your youth like moldy brie. Your insipid presence reeks of mediocrity, a 27-year-old Stay-at-Home Mom lost in the labyrinth of her own banality, a walking embodiment of unfulfilled potential and wasted opportunity. Your inflated ego is but a pitiful facade, masking the cavernous void of insecurity and ineptitude that lies within. May your delusions shatter like glass, revealing the hollow shell of a woman who mistakes arrogance for confidence and ignorance for wisdom.