Describe yourself (age, height, sex, etc.): My name is John I am now 65 I used to play professional football and still hold the record at my last club for scoring 4 own goals
Your Insult:
"John, you're like a comedic tragedy on the football field – a true spectacle of calamity and incompetence. Your spectacular ability to score own goals is a legendary feat that will forever be etched in the annals of football history, serving as a cautionary tale for aspiring athletes everywhere. Your legacy is not one of triumph or glory, but rather a bumbling display of ineptitude that leaves spectators speechless and opponents grateful for your contribution to their success. In the realm of footballing fiascos, you reign supreme as the undisputed king of self-sabotage. Bravo, John, bravo."