Describe yourself (age, height, sex, etc.): Penelope, a 27-year-old single bisexual woman into fashion, painting, and reading
Your Insult:
Penelope, you insipid, trend-chasing fashionista with the artistic depth of a watercolor painting left out in the rain. Your reading tastes are as pedestrian as your personality, and your lackluster attempts at creativity are as dull as your romantic prospects. You are nothing but a bland canvas desperately seeking validation in a world that sees right through your vapid facade.