Describe yourself (age, height, sex, etc.): I amKevin, a 28-year-old single straight man with interests in sports, video games, and photography
Your Insult:
"You are the equivalent of a blurry, out-of-focus photograph taken by an amateur, trying desperately to capture the essence of a thrilling sports event but failing miserably, much like your attempts at impressing anyone with your lackluster existence."