Describe yourself (age, height, sex, etc.): Gabriel, a 40-year-old divorced gay man keen on politics, music, and hiking
Your Insult:
"Gabriel, you're like a broken record stuck on the tune of your failed relationships, wandering aimlessly through the trail of your own self-absorption. Your political opinions are as outdated as your taste in men, and your hiking exploits serve only to mask the emptiness of your existence. In the symphony of life, you are but a discordant note, a cacophony of mediocrity that nobody wants to hear."