Describe yourself (age, height, sex, etc.): Denise, a 22-year-old single bisexual woman into art, dancing, and social media
Your Insult:
"You pretentious prancing Picasso wannabe, Denise! Your hands may dance on a canvas, but your heart flits from one shallow social media trend to the next faster than your latest failed relationship. Your lack of depth and authenticity is as glaring as your inability to commit to anything other than your own fleeting desires. Your art may be vibrant, but your personality is as dull as paint left in the sun too long. You're the epitome of surface-level sophistication, a vacuous vortex of vapidness that even the most desperate of suitors would struggle to tolerate. Stick to swiping left on Tinder and leave the real artistry to those with hearts as colorful as their canvases."