Describe yourself (age, height, sex, etc.): Alex, a 27-year-old gay guy who loves hiking, photography, and playing guitar
Your Insult:
"You pretentious, camera-clicking, mountain-trekking, string-strumming hipster wannabe! Your personality is as bland as your Instagram feed, and your musical skills sound more like a dying cat than a guitar solo. Keep climbing those mountains, maybe you'll eventually find a personality at the summit."